Mine is “Big Ass Robot”, seen on the left. It’s a Metal Sign, ascending in the House of Cyberdyne, and is typical of homicidal cyborgs, the destruction of the human race and a hatred of Water Signs (we rust, after all). We also like newborn puppies, long walks on the beach during the full moon and rough anal sex.
However, after looking at the alignment of these stars, it is entirely possible my Sign is actually Chewbacca, which means I’m a Wookie and you should let me win because I’ll rip your arms off. Whichever it is, I’m totally sure that these arbitrary and random sky-pictures completely determine my destiny from birth to death!
P.S. Atrology Is Bullshit. ‘Nuff said.